Too pampered? Hold your tongue!

Dearest- I do worry about your anxiety levels. Please make sure not to stress yourself out over people less intelligent than you. Your reasoning exceeds most of your breed. I do have something for you to peruse while you live the life of luxury. I found this while checking my e-mail account; which I regret to say I have not heard back from that foxy feline I met some weeks ago on the FancythatCat site. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18846816/site/newsweek/?GT1=9951 This article says that our people may be spoiling us too much. On the contrary, I do not believe there could a limit to the amount of pampering. However, there are a few outlandish claims in the article. Cell phones for us! Seriously! I, for one, do not want to be pestered anytime Mama wants to talk to me. She is home enough now that school is out. It would be an invasion of privacy. I would also recommend not to try the new dog beer. You remember Melody, dearest, your parents had a tendency toward alcoholism. It's best to steer clear! Also, they think giving presents on major holidays should not be observed. I find that sacrilegious! Birthdays and Christmas presents are the best! Why should they have all the fun on those days? I doubt that writer would be content with no presents. With that note, I shall bid you farewell. Sleep soundly! Until tomorrow--ton chat